We is Yankeez fanz like JeterHarris and Mickey Mantle, and today is a furry big day fur da Yankeez and fur their furd baseman A-Rod, he hitted his fife hunnereth homerun! Dat is a LOT of homerunz and we is furry axcited about it! Meowmy didn't get to see it yet, but her fee-yawn-say calleded her so she could hear da announcers when it happened!
We is furry happy fur A-Rod and fur da Yankeez! He is da furd Yankee efur to hit fife hunneret