When Meowmy was fif-teens old, GranMeowmy camed homes one affernoons wif a box. She tolded Meowmy to looks in it and dere was a furry little black face looking backs at her! Her Majesty was 4 or 5 monfs olds, a little, leggy black baby girl wif two white spots, one on her bib and a big one on her belly dat she HATED to haf touchied, we finks it tikled hers but she nefur admited dat!
From da furst she was an innderpennet kitty, shes luved Meowmy an GranMeowmy and put up wif Da Buddy, efen tho she beated him ups efurry nite! She slept on Meowmy's legs efurry nite, but ofur favurit nappy spots was da lawndry basset, wefur it was cleans OR dirties,unner da ChrissyMouse tree wen it was ups, and affer pressies was open she likied to seeps IN da boxes. Her favurit toy was little balls wif rainbow strypes on dems and she luved 'nip and TOOOOOONA! She would nefur just takey a drink of waturs eifur,she alwayz mofed da dish so da water was moofing back and forfs afore she'd drink, and she lufed to plays dry food hockey afore she ate.
She had advenshurs too, when she was 5 years old, da hoomans moofed, and she snucked out a winnow one nite! Meowmy was misserables and efurryones thot Her Majesty had gone to da bridge, but 3 MONFS affer she snucked off, GranMeowmy stoppied at da mailboxes one night and dere was Her Majesty!! GranMeowmy called her name and she came ofurs, hopped in da big noisy masheen and lookied at GranMeowmy likes "Okies, time to go home now!" Efurryone was furry happy she was home, and she camed home to a surprize, dat is when Miss M and Mister E camed to live wif Meowmy and da Fambily too!Dat was da biggest advenshur of Her Majesty's life, which Meowmy was furry happy abouts, and though she ended up having 5 siblings as a senior kitty, she took it wif grace and her regal dignities.
Meowmy, GranMeowmy and Da Buddy luffed her furry furry much, and her going to da bridge has left a hole in efurryones hearts dat won't go aways soon. Meowmy's still taking it FURRY FURRY hard, but she's got lottsa good meowmries too.
We tolds yoo Meowmy was going to haf sumfing to amember Her Majesty by, and here's da piccie of it, it's not furry good,but yoos can tells what it is. Dere is anofur kitty nekliss she wants too, and she finks GranMeowmy's gonna gets it fur her. Da Fee-yawn-say Guy gotted her dis ones.