Wednesday, July 4, 2007

A Lisserd Tail

(Note, Meowmy made us use da furry bad pun for our title!)

In our old house, Meowmy's room had a big clear door and the pa-tee-ooo off of it, it was screened, but we wasn't allowed on it, but sometimes lisserds got in, and there was one in particular who showed up EFURRY day! He was a big, dark lisserd(but he could change colors!) with a ridge on his back and a collar (But it didn't look like the collars we's seen). He showed up efurry day at least once, right up at the big clear door, and Mister H would go BONKERS tryin to get him, chattering and tail whipping (he's a short tail so that's not easy!), bonking his head into the clear door, efurrything, and Meowmy couldn't convince him the lisserd was out of his paws!

Meowmy would watch the lisserd, and how he watched Mister H throo da clear door, and she figgered out he KNEW he was tor-tur-ing Mister H. He would look at him and bob his head up and down, and stick his red throat thingy out while he watched Mister H spazzing! He was LAUGHING at him! This went on for ages and ages, always about the same time and same spot! Meowmy and GranMeowmy and Da Buddy had da nerve to LAFF ofur it too! Poor Mister H never did get a chance to catch his lisserd!

So that's our lisserd story, we hope you liked it!


Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

oooh - an evil lizzerd wif a warped sense of hue-murr? how horrybull fur you! betcha wanted ta put the bitey on it REAL BAD!

Daisy said...

Well, I always knew lizards were very rude. This just confirms it. It makes me very outraged when I see the lizard sticking out his throat flap. I see red!

jcfloresinc said...

Great Lizard story and that was very mean of him to torture you!! Catch him and pull his tail off next time!!
Samantha & Tigger

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ooo what a rude lizzard. That lizard better make sure he doesn't sneak into your house!