Meowmy camed home last nights! She smelled like TWO woofies, and we was NOT happy, Mr H, Miss M and Her Majesty are the only ones who let her come near them, da rest of us was smart and ranned away til affer she went in the wet place and smelled like meowmy again! She smelled like anofur anny-mal too, a horse, but we dunno what dat is, it sure smelled BIG tho!
Meowmy says she misseded us lots but we''s givin her da cold paw acause she lefted us, efen tho we misseded her too, she's gotta learn to not left us behind! Right now Her Majesty is asleepin on top of the soot-case so Meowmy can't sneaks off!
Oh yeah, she's also hung up on that Harry guy we saws some of our kitty furr-ends talkin about too, she isn't quite tho acause she got a late start!
We didn't get to visit efurryone last night, just a few acause Meowmy was tired and turned the pooterbox back off (Hisss!), but we's gonna try to get caughted up today, we misseded our furr-ends!