I, The Most Regal, Serene, Imperial, Royal, Majestic Highness have discovered a new menace to the world of kitties. This insidious intruder has made it's presence known in my home this very night, and I have squelched this attempted invasion, but feel it nessecary to warn all others about it, as it may be in your own home right now!
What you ask is this danger? The Humans call it "bubble wrap", but I know it is far more than some simple product used to protect things! This threat lurks in homes, and I believe it is storing data about all humanity in the innocuous looking "bubbles". I caught a piece of it drifting through my living room tonight, thus proving it's sneakiness! I subdued it with a strong pounce, a rapid fire series of bunny kicks and a BITE. Take note, and remember these moves in case the "bubble wrap" invades your home!